So, today, after realizing just how slow the Traffic Light really is and realizing that it was beyond hope, I rewrote it in Perl for speeds that Keanu Reeves could only dream of. After several hours negotiating with the CGI, including several ritualistic sacrifices, CGI and I eventually came to a deal and now there's a much faster Traffic Light as a result.

Yeah, this news post is useless, but it's also the first proper news post this year and I got to make some references to an overrated movie.